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A collection of objects and ideas arranged in no particular order and updated sporadically. Click here.
I have two sisters, Lucy and Kelly. But only one of them can be My Best Sister. It's the latest reality sensation, presented without commercial interruption.
Some of My Favorite YouTube Videos Allow me to introduce some lesser-known gems.
In the first half of the century, children and adults alike thrilled to the true-life adventures of Richard Halliburton. He was also gay, and should be remembered, because he rules.
is pissed because she's not represented here.
or how I became a 1980's sorority slut.
Symbolic and Historical Analysis of My Younger Brother's Christmas Card My younger brother Brian sent me a handmade Christmas card last year, filled with familial symbolism. It's annotated for scholarly interpretation.
My diabolical plan to make New York City an unpopular place to live, so the cool people can afford to live here again.
In 1994, I had a prime chunk of Manhattan TV real estate. This is the story of "Spew: Synthetic Television," its downfall, and how public-access TV was once a defining force in NYC culture.
And nothing we ever do will last! (What I learned from the ruins of Yama Farms, a once-thriving Catskills resort near my house.)
Finally, technology allows any ol' couple to have kids. Wanna see my gay love spawn?
The most humiliating experience of my life took place the second-to-last time I visited the World Trade Center.
"I've decided that to be Gay, from now on, one does not have to have any homosexual preferences whatsoever. If you want to be Gay, you're in. I thus offer a hearty welcome to any and all interested straight people. You are now Gay."
"I noticed that during the saddest and most troublesome times of my life, there was only one set of footprints."
I'd really prefer that Whitless.com readers not go to Hell. So here's a directory of over 100 tracts -- for sinners like you.
Sarah Pew is a lonely nurse who lives in the mountains. I made her up. She's more beloved than me. But really, the poor gal deserves it.
Curse you, Matt Shankle! How a humiliating interaction with a childhood learning tool forced me into the most discouraging profession.
The most horrifying doll ever? Perhaps. But Little Miss No Name, the vagrant doll, still has the power to warm your heart.
In Las Vegas, it's not necessary to say who did all the voting.
My Childhood Journal Like Christopher Isherwood in "The Berlin Diaries," I blow the LID off of Coos Bay, Oregon, circa 1980. Click below for pages from my shocking and controversial childhood journals, unexpurgated, and available to the public for the very first time.
SURRENDER YOUR GENDER
This video exactly represents my interior life.
COMING AT SOME POINT TO WHITLESS The Liberation of Fern Fern is a taxidermied deer torso that boyfriend Steve and I found in the attic of our country house. After her liberation in April of 2005, she quickly became a beloved figure across the entire Catskill mountain region. Having been trapped up in the attic for 15 to 65 years, Fern has quite a story to tell. A story of overcoming odds. A story of finding forgiveness in your heart. A story of how being hung on the wall at just the right angle can change your entire outlook. There's nobody who can't relate to Fern. Even vegetarians love Fern. Coming soon, with video!
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Meet the Casting Directors Everyone has heard about Chris Crocker, the kid who got nine million views for his tearful "Leave Britney Alone" video. I decided to blow the lid off of these viral YouTube videos, and enlisted some friends to help. Where do these Internet stars come from? What you find may surprise you. Here is the trilogy:
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